If you haven't heard about the recent hub-bub over the notoriously GOP-friendly "reporter" Jeff Gannon, you can read about it here, as well as get some more background info here. It also turns out "Gannon" owns a homosexual porn website, which actually contains pictures of his nekkid self and the description of his member being "eight and a half inches, cut." (Note: He has since withdrawn from the public arena [read Talon's EIC's statement here--Talon is another phony news site run by Southern GOP-ers] as a result of all the attention he's drawn since his cover's been...ahem...blown.) One has to wonder how he obtained a press pass so easily. What could Bush really be hiding...?

  posted by S. Parker @ 7:08 PM